Still trying to get Adobe…

Too bad I don’t have an iPhone. Reading and sleeping makes you read the same sentence over and over again. Reading and sleeping makes you read the same sentence over and over again.Reading and sleeping makes you read the same sentence over and over again.

Can’t post two weekdays in a row. Will post them once a week though.

Section a:

Hot:

1. Super Yo-yos
2. Runescape
3. Restaurant City
4. Pet Society
5. Crazy Planets

Popular:

1. Marapets
2. Moshi Monsters
3. Neopets
4. Who Has The Biggest Brain?
5. y8.com

Dying:

1. Habbo.com.sg
2. Neopets
3. Club Penguin
4. Highlighters (I mean it)
5. Monopoly

Section b:

Book review: A Series Of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window

Written by Lemony Snicket, this is a amusing but sad book. If you do not like tradegy stories, this isn’t for you. Starting from receiving Peppermints from Mr. Poe, tradegy begins. First of all, the Baudelaire orphans are allergic to pepermints. The next thing they knew, the taxi driver was telling them about Hurricane Herman, a Hurricane that was about to strike Lake Lachrymose.

After riding the taxi, the Bauderlaire orphans-Violet, an amazing inventor, Klaus, a “bookworm” and Sunny an infant who love to bite things-went into Aunt Josephine’s house. Aunt Josephine, their new legal guardian, or as Snicket loves to say, loco parentis, is afraid of many things. One of them is turning on the stove and realtors. She is also a grammar addict and will corresct everything which people speak.

Aunt Josephine is also their third loco parentis, before Uncle Monty or Montogmery Montogemery.  Aunt Josephine had a library of books in  her house. All of them are about grammar, as she is an grammar addict.

The rest of the story, you have to read on your on. I can’t tell you everything!

Section C:

Robots will Rule The World: Part II

Once, I went swimming in a pool full of leeches, my master, locustswarm was concerned about me. After getting ashore without any damage to my metallic body, my master was astonished. He did not knew that I was able survive anything. Anything.

Okay, maybe not everything or anything. Last year, a radioactive atom was placed in fromt of me. Not directly placed though, it was when I went to pick it up when I heard myself.

The radioactive material was stron, that when my master came in. I was punished for thouching that piece of radioactive stone.

“Hey!” I heard a robotic voice.

That was not my master. I searched my brain or rather computer for an answer but could not. I racked it serveral times but could not. Nothing could suceed., My brain is a computer.

“hey!” The voice shouted loudly.

I wasn’t sure of what to do…

Section D: Interesting Fact

Sugar is found in a cigarette. 20% of the cigarette are made of sugars.

Section E: Pop Quiz!

Mathematics Pop Quiz

Topics include: Decimals, Fractions

1. Jason’s height is 7/8 of Jacqueline’s. Their total height is 330cm. How much taller is Jacqueline than Jason?
2. A fraction is 3 1/6 less than 5 1/3. How many  sixths are there in the fraction?
3. Miss Tan bought 8 magazines at $5.60 each and 5 books at $12.95 each. How much more did she spend on the books than on the magazines?
4. Convert 1/2 into a decimal statement.
5. Round off pi to the nearest hundredth.

Section F:

Function Of The Large Intestine

1. What is the function of the large intestine?

Answer: The function of the large intesting is to absorb water and mineral salts from the undigested food.

So that’s the end of the Analyzer #3. Analyzer #4 will be realeased on 8th September and the Analyzer issue #5 will be realeased on 9th September.

Day And Issues released:

Issue 3: 31st August

Issue 4: 4th September

Issue 5:  8th September

Issue 6: 11 September

Issue 7:14 September

Issue 8: 22 September

Issue 9: 28 September

Issue 10: 30 Septmber

In any of these Issues, there will be the following sections:

1. What’s Hot, Popular and Losing
2. Book Review
3. Stories Section
4. Interesting Fact
5. Math Pop Quiz/Science Pop Quiz
6. Science Review/Math Review

Done! Wait for the following Monday to get your free copy of “The Analyser”.

I hope they are not too many…

Anyway, please click on it. Please! It’s not spam I promise.We will be able to see the baby dragon soon if you click on it.

Dying:

1. y8.com
2. Club Penguin
3. Neopets
4. Friends For Sale
5. Kidnap

Popular:

1. Marapets
2. Myspace
3. MSN.com
4. Yahoo! Games
5. Runescape

Hot:

1. Runescape
2. Bebo
3. Myspace
4. Country Story
5. Crazy Planets

Okay so more weird things are dying because of either lack of adverts or due to mainly boringness after hacking. Club penguin still suffering. Aq Worlds getting popular and hackers less often.

Country Story, the new Playfish game is a huge hit to all of us here. Crazy Planets involves lots of action, thus becoming more and more popular. Runescape overpowering any other RPG game or MMO game I think. Becoming very hot these days.

Myspace not really bad now. Twitter still have a little far apart from MySpace. Bebo was addicited by Playfish fans as Playfish lauches Bowling Buddies and Pet Society on Bebo.

Jokes Sections:

One day a person has three sons – Trouble, Shut Up and Manners. One day Trouble went missing. Thus, Shut up and Manners go to the police station. Manners stood outside while his brother went inside the police station.

Police Officer (PO): Hello there! What is your name?

Shut Up: Shut Up.

PO: Where are your Manners?

Shut Up: Outside.

PO: Are you looking for trouble?

Shut Up: Yes.

So the police men kicked him out of the police station.

Stories Section

Robots Will Rule The World:Part 1

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“I”

“I a”

“I am”

“I am a “

“I am a ro-”

“I am a robot”

“I am a robot. BEEPO! BEEPO! BEEPO!”

“Hello. I am Beepo!”

“BEEPO”

“BEEPO”

“I am a proud member of Robots Will Rule The World.”

“BEEPO”

“And I hate tidying up my room!”

“David! Have you tidied your room yet?”losutswarm shouts.

“Not yet…”(my true name is David).

“Hurry up! We got to leave soon!”

My master is going to work at the IslandFreeze thingy at the opposite of our house. He wants me to help him wash the dishes.

“BEEPO”

“David! I am off! BYE!”

I rush to the door following my master.

We cross the road safely and we reach the IslandFreze on time. I begin to wash the dishes.

After work we left the IslandFreeze with a well-earned $3. Now we have to walk Mrs. Cartiliny’s dog. He’s really angry at me. After that we earned.$2.50.

“I am really tired Beepo,”locustswarm says”Never mind. Lets go back home.”

I fly back with my master on our way home.

Okay, that’s The first part of Robots Will Rule The World story. I hope you like it!

1.Today’s English examination is as easy as pie.

2. Eharmann yogurt taastes a lot better than normal yogurt.

3. Word Challenge rules…

4. This post is written by locustswarm not Beepo.

5. I bet you already know that above information.

They have no link to what I am going to talk about today.

Today I am going to talk about hacking. All hacks- CP Player,WC Hack, WHTBB hack, GC hack, PS hack, AQ Hack, MP hack. Yeah whatsoever. If you have downloaded this hack these are the things I reccomend you to do.

1. Breathe(everyone’s gonna breathe right?)
2. Hope that nobody’s knows that you have hacked.
3. Remove that hacking programme from your computer(I will tell you why).

Hacking sucks. Really it does. What’s the point if you hack. Loads of money and pride. What else? Fun? No! What’sa fun is that you do not hack. Hacking makes the point of the game vanish. What’s really the point?

Hackingcan be banned and most games ban hacking or trying to hack it or it’s servers to gain loads of things by just keyying in one letter. Read the terms and conditions before youdo anything. Beware. You may get blacklisted for hacking.

Hacking into other people’s accounts? Worser. People will get so shocked they might even report you if they found out that you hacked his or her account. The user will be very sad. Nobody wanna feel like this right? Then don’t hack. Seriously.

I am very serious.

Word Challenge hack is becoming very popluar just to show off their talents. Code maker’s talents. You can make yourself proud by not hacking and getting a real score. Seriously.

I am very serious.

Aq Wordls hack making more money’s not worth it. Money hacks in Cp. They will freze your account and you may suffer serioucs consequences. Seriously.

I am serious.

Okay fine I have used that for 4 times already and I know it is getting boring…Sorry.

Anyway, please don’t hack.

News coming up next…

Starting from Oldest:

1. Who Has The Biggest Brain?
2. Word Challenge
3. Bowling Buddies
4. Pet Society
5. Geo Challenge
6. Minigolf Party
7. Restaurant City
8. Crazy Planets (new!)
9. Country Sotry (new!)
10. Quiztastic! (latest!)

Yes, Playfish, have created 3 new games this month-Crazy Planets, Country Story and Quiztastic.

Crazy Planets have introduced you to the new era of technology. Bazookas, Grenades, Bombs and explosives, you name it. Playfish has got it covered with the latest hit: Crazy Planets. Your aim in Crazy Planets is to destroy the robots that are invading some galaxies and obtain precious resources for your new weapons. This game features fast music, good graphics and are perfect for relaxing your mind…

Country Story is also a huge hit and milestone for Playfish. Featuring lovely Mother Earth, this game has the power to addict you to Playfish. This game is also a favourable game and is enjoyed by Pet Society fans. This new game shows you the farming life and discover the old methods for farming. Planting and gardening are not the only thing you can do but taking care of animals and helping friends are also major parts of this new game.

Quiztastic shows you how you can create your own quizzes whether it is about the latest fashion treands or the most sour foods on earth, Playfish has got it covered with Quiztastic! Quiztastic is a new game, featuring hosts like in a game show, only that this is bigger, and better! Although not many has played it, by telling it is a challenge game, I can tell I am gonna love it. Chosing your own hosts and studios are only minors points in this game. Discover more in knowledge that you don’t know. And a benefit, there is no cheat engine for this. It is completely bot-free as quizzes change everytime whether it is in the morning rush hour or midnight. This game will help you to gain more knowledge form things like Harry Potter movies and how well do you know me quizzes created by your dear friends.